May 2012
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.  i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat  am i a bad person  
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fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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supernaturalteendrama: Sam is infected with the Croatoan virus and Dean gives up the Impala so the others who aren’t infected can leave and he can stay with Sam. So he can die with Sam. 
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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis? That’s my favorite part of reading. 
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Listen Harry confirms what we knew all along. Harry:...
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WatchWatch
analyzinglarry: There are literally no words for this. No, like I literally can’t. He’s dancing topless, TOPLESS, with another topless man right next to him. And look at Stan, but no, look at Louis. He’s so homosexual and his dancingahislhdhklahlksjustlookatallthesass
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signal boost
assstiel: guys? please… this is really important. Read More
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wait, did she just out herself?
douteuxx: I like Eleanor well enough as a person, so at first I was like, “Good comeback, you sassy girl! Do you and Louis exchange sassy reply ideas while you’re together?” THEN I was like, wait. What contract are you referring to? HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?!??!!!?!@#12#@!#@#@@#
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It's on like Donkey Kong.
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wincestmakesmecry: the fact that sam and dean use the same soap continues to make me emotional more at 11
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analyzinglarry: There are literally no words for this. No, like I literally can’t. He’s dancing topless, TOPLESS, with another topless man right next to him. And look at Stan, but no, look at Louis. He’s so homosexual and his dancingahislhdhklahlksjustlookatallthesass
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Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
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captainrenner: RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
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